Pamela Anderson

Pamela Anderson

Age: 36

Why you know her: She proved you can go from super lifeguard to super detective with super-sized…um…talent

Where you know her from: Baywatch, Scary Movie 3, V.I.P.

Where you’ll see her next: Giving Jessica Rabbit a run for her money as the hottest cartoon babe ever in the second season of Stripperella on Spike TV


Are you looking for a new boyfriend? Be serious—how am I gonna do that? I wait for them to look for me. So, c’mon, guys, start looking.

Amanda Swisten

Amanda Swisten

Girl Next Door

Amanda Swisten

Age: 25

Occupation: Actress

You know her as: Fräulein Brandi, one of the gorgeous bachelor-party strippers in American Wedding

You’ll see her next: Playing a porn star in The Girl Next Door

File us under pervert: Most of my fans are really respectful, but I get some weird requests. One guy e-mailed me to ask if he could pay for a tracing of my hand. I save them under a pervert file, and if my friends come over and we have a beer or something, we go through them and laugh. A lot of people say, “Can I buy your shoes? Can I buy your underwear?” It’s just amusing to me because I’m like, “Why would you get off on my shoes?” Wouldn’t it be funny to have some guy say, “Send me your sexiest underwear,” and you send granny panties?

Paige Moss

Berglind Icey

Berglind Icey

White-hot model Berglind Icey actually comes from Iceland and speaks Icelandic! Can irony be

Age: 27
Home base: Los Angeles
Celluloid credibility: Style Network’s Style Court; Game Show Network’s Cram; 2004 St. Pauli Girl

STUFF: Back in Iceland, you were Miss Hafnarfjördhur and Miss Reykjavík. Was your talent spelling?
BERGLIND: No. The competitions are so different over there. The interview is not that formal. It’s about who you are, not who you were trained to be.

What’s one thing most people don’t know about you?
I’ve studied psychology. I’m fascinated by the human mind, and I love people.

That explains your decision to play a demented sex fiend on Scare Tactics. Speaking of which, please discuss.

They set me up with four blind dates, and I was supposed to be possessed by the devil. It was difficult, but I studied so I wouldn’t look too stupid. I’ve also been doing a lot of sitcoms, and I was on Style Court.

Do you have fashion advice for men?
Don’t tuck in your shirt and pull your pants way up over your belly.

But high-waisted is in this year! Well, what about a man does attract you?
I like exotic guys who have a lot of sexual energy. I drive army tanks and I snowboard, so he has to keep up.

Have you ever had sex while ice fishing?
There’s no ice fishing in Iceland. But [I’ve done it] in the snow on a glacier.

Not us. We chap easily. any more ironic?

Monica

Monica

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